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5th Pleaders Hoodie 5th Pleaders Hoodie 5th Pleaders Hoodie 5th Pleaders Hoodie 5th Pleaders Hoodie 5th Pleaders Hoodie
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5th Pleaders Hoodie
$50.00

Plead The 5th. Wear The 5th. Let Your Hoodie Talk For You.

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets

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5th Pleaders T
$30.00
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Roll The Credits Hoodie Roll The Credits Hoodie Roll The Credits Hoodie Roll The Credits Hoodie Roll The Credits Hoodie Roll The Credits Hoodie
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Roll The Credits Hoodie
$65.00


• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
S.S.S Hoodie S.S.S Hoodie S.S.S Hoodie S.S.S Hoodie S.S.S Hoodie S.S.S Hoodie
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S.S.S Hoodie
$60.00

S.S.S DROP! For the ones who ruin the good shit that's going for them... Join the club!

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets

S.S.S Oversized T S.S.S Oversized T S.S.S Oversized T S.S.S Oversized T S.S.S Oversized T S.S.S Oversized T
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S.S.S Oversized T
$30.00

S.S.S DROP! Just Don't Sabotage At Check-Out…

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back

Dirt Nap Time Hoodie Dirt Nap Time Hoodie Dirt Nap Time Hoodie Dirt Nap Time Hoodie Dirt Nap Time Hoodie Dirt Nap Time Hoodie
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Dirt Nap Time Hoodie
$55.00
Goodnight

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
Rehabs Too Expensive Hoodie Rehabs Too Expensive Hoodie Rehabs Too Expensive Hoodie Rehabs Too Expensive Hoodie Rehabs Too Expensive Hoodie Rehabs Too Expensive Hoodie
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Rehabs Too Expensive Hoodie
$55.00
Let Them Know

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
Rehabs Too Expensive Rehabs Too Expensive Rehabs Too Expensive Rehabs Too Expensive Rehabs Too Expensive Rehabs Too Expensive Rehabs Too Expensive Rehabs Too Expensive
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Rehabs Too Expensive
$30.00
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Handle With Neglect Hoodie Handle With Neglect Hoodie Handle With Neglect Hoodie Handle With Neglect Hoodie Handle With Neglect Hoodie Handle With Neglect Hoodie
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Handle With Neglect Hoodie
$55.00


• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
PTO For Rehab Hoodie PTO For Rehab Hoodie PTO For Rehab Hoodie PTO For Rehab Hoodie PTO For Rehab Hoodie PTO For Rehab Hoodie
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PTO For Rehab Hoodie
$50.00


• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
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PTO For Rehab T
$30.00
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
No Cosmetic Damage Hoodie No Cosmetic Damage Hoodie No Cosmetic Damage Hoodie No Cosmetic Damage Hoodie No Cosmetic Damage Hoodie No Cosmetic Damage Hoodie
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No Cosmetic Damage Hoodie
$55.00
• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
Where'd All My Tattoos Go T Where'd All My Tattoos Go T Where'd All My Tattoos Go T Where'd All My Tattoos Go T Where'd All My Tattoos Go T Where'd All My Tattoos Go T
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Where'd All My Tattoos Go T
$45.00
"yOu KnoW tHoSe aRE pErMaNeNt RigHT?"
OVERSIZED HIGH NECK T

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
Cigarette Diet Hoodie Cigarette Diet Hoodie Cigarette Diet Hoodie Cigarette Diet Hoodie Cigarette Diet Hoodie Cigarette Diet Hoodie
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Cigarette Diet Hoodie
$50.00
20 Meals A Day

• Unisex
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
Cigarette Diet Cigarette Diet Cigarette Diet Cigarette Diet Cigarette Diet Cigarette Diet Cigarette Diet Cigarette Diet
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Cigarette Diet
$30.00
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
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27 Club Member
$65.00
Free To Join!

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
Still Loaded Hoodie Still Loaded Hoodie Still Loaded Hoodie Still Loaded Hoodie Still Loaded Hoodie Still Loaded Hoodie
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Still Loaded Hoodie
$55.00
Wear This Loud and Proud

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
No Gun Still Loaded T No Gun Still Loaded T No Gun Still Loaded T No Gun Still Loaded T No Gun Still Loaded T No Gun Still Loaded T No Gun Still Loaded T No Gun Still Loaded T
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No Gun Still Loaded T
$30.00
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Dose Was Intentional Hoodie Dose Was Intentional Hoodie Dose Was Intentional Hoodie Dose Was Intentional Hoodie Dose Was Intentional Hoodie Dose Was Intentional Hoodie
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Dose Was Intentional Hoodie
$55.00
Never Enough

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
5th Pleaders Windbreaker 5th Pleaders Windbreaker 5th Pleaders Windbreaker 5th Pleaders Windbreaker 5th Pleaders Windbreaker 5th Pleaders Windbreaker 5th Pleaders Windbreaker 5th Pleaders Windbreaker
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5th Pleaders Windbreaker
$60.00


• 100% polyester
• Interior water-resistant coating
• Waterproof pressure resistance: 600 mm
• Fabric weight: 2.5 oz/yd² (84.8 g/m²)
• Regular, comfortable fit
• Matte finish eyelets and zippers
• Rubber zipper pull tab
• Reversed zipper tape
• Three-panel hood with a fine mesh liner
• Scuba neck
• Self-fabric neck tape
• Welt pockets with mesh pocket bags
• Tightening toggle for the waistband
• Elastic cuffs
5th Pleaders Beanie 5th Pleaders Beanie
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5th Pleaders Beanie
$20.00

Cover your loose screws with the 5th Pleaders beanie ‍
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most

5th Pleaders Hat 5th Pleaders Hat
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5th Pleaders Hat
$20.00
Does not cover loose screws.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with buckle
Trucker Hat Trucker Hat
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Trucker Hat
$30.00


• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most

Enjoy Your 3 Day Stay In Style

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5150 Collection

5150 VET Zip-Up 5150 VET Zip-Up 5150 VET Zip-Up 5150 VET Zip-Up 5150 VET Zip-Up 5150 VET Zip-Up
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5150 VET Zip-Up
$51.50
Thank You For Your Service

• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
• Metal kissing zipper
5150 VET 5150 VET 5150 VET 5150 VET 5150 VET 5150 VET 5150 VET 5150 VET
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5150 VET
$30.00
Thank You For Your Service (To Re-enlist, Stop All Meds)

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Mi Vida Loca Hoodie Mi Vida Loca Hoodie Mi Vida Loca Hoodie Mi Vida Loca Hoodie Mi Vida Loca Hoodie Mi Vida Loca Hoodie
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Mi Vida Loca Hoodie
$50.00
Flaunt It If You Got It

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
Mi Vida Loca T Mi Vida Loca T Mi Vida Loca T Mi Vida Loca T Mi Vida Loca T Mi Vida Loca T Mi Vida Loca T Mi Vida Loca T
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Mi Vida Loca T
$30.00
To The Point

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Manic Episode Finale Hoodie Manic Episode Finale Hoodie Manic Episode Finale Hoodie Manic Episode Finale Hoodie Manic Episode Finale Hoodie Manic Episode Finale Hoodie
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Manic Episode Finale Hoodie
$50.00
And ACTION!

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
Manic Episode Finale T Manic Episode Finale T Manic Episode Finale T Manic Episode Finale T Manic Episode Finale T Manic Episode Finale T Manic Episode Finale T Manic Episode Finale T
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Manic Episode Finale T
$30.00
Lots Of Cuts In This One

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
BPD Hoodie BPD Hoodie BPD Hoodie BPD Hoodie BPD Hoodie BPD Hoodie
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BPD Hoodie
$50.00


• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
B.P.D T B.P.D T B.P.D T B.P.D T B.P.D T B.P.D T B.P.D T B.P.D T
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B.P.D T
$30.00


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
LEXAPROFESSIONAL LEXAPROFESSIONAL LEXAPROFESSIONAL LEXAPROFESSIONAL LEXAPROFESSIONAL LEXAPROFESSIONAL
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LEXAPROFESSIONAL
$50.00


• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
Cheat Death Hoodie Cheat Death Hoodie Cheat Death Hoodie Cheat Death Hoodie Cheat Death Hoodie Cheat Death Hoodie
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Cheat Death Hoodie
$50.00
Stay Faithful

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets

STAY SILLY

UNFILTERED.

UNAPOLOGETIC.

A MANIFESTO FOR THE UNSPOKEN STRUGGLE. FOR THOSE WHO REMAIN SILENT IN DESPAIR.

 Contact us.

  • P.O. Box #120 2470 Stearns st. Simi Valley, CA 93063

    5thpleaders@5thpleaders.com

  • For questions regarding orders, shipping, or returns, please annoy me directly at 5thpleaders@5thpleaders.com

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